Don’t Panic

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This was the fortune inside my cookie at dinner.

Hmmm.

What does it mean? 

Should I be concerned?

What kind of fortune is that?

Is it some kind of Confucius wisdom?

Just where do they get their fortune cookies and what kind of company would print such a “fortune”?

Wouldn’t placing “Don’t panic” inside a cookie cause panic?

Well, I have paid my bills. My family is accounted for. And I just bought a really big bottle of laundry detergent. I think I’m ready.

For whatever it is.

And I won’t panic.

 

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5 responses »

  1. “Well, I have paid my bills. My family is accounted for. And I just bought a really big bottle of laundry detergent. I think I’m ready.”
    This made me laugh, as I am just winding up a round of stomach bug vs my family of five! “Don’t Panic!” is good advice :)))))))

  2. Yep, looks like you have it all covered. You are right…who would make such a cookie comment? I liked how you wrote this so short and sharp…almost a little panicky. Great slice. 🙂

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