This was the fortune inside my cookie at dinner.
What does it mean?
Should I be concerned?
What kind of fortune is that?
Is it some kind of Confucius wisdom?
Just where do they get their fortune cookies and what kind of company would print such a “fortune”?
Wouldn’t placing “Don’t panic” inside a cookie cause panic?
Well, I have paid my bills. My family is accounted for. And I just bought a really big bottle of laundry detergent. I think I’m ready.
For whatever it is.
And I won’t panic.